How easy do you think it'll be to bluff being good at basketball?

I've never played before - my basic understanding of the game comes from seeing random snippets on tv. (And not broadcast games on tv; I'm talking about characters in other tv shows who happen to be watching basketball ( Read more... )

My cat really does love me.

I occasionally go "Nah, he's a cat. He'd like anyone who fed him." But I'd be wrong about that. My cat is, in fact, very much obsessed with me, personally ( Read more... )

At about 2 o'clock this afternoon, drowning in punctuation, right before my brain melted and started draining out my ears, it occured to me:

What I really need is two jobs.

For the first I've got editing (with the aforementioned punctuation swarms and brain liquidising), but to balance it out I really need to find another job that is about as ( Read more... )

Just got home from being a bridesmaid ( Read more... )

I just bought a Wii-Fit! And a Wii ( Read more... )

Watch in awe, young sewers, for I have scaled the heights of fabric, battled the flaming monsters of unpicking, and conquered the realm of completed products ( Read more... )

I want to DIIIIE....well, no, I don't. But I'm stuck in bed with a virus - and honestly, right now I feel less like I want to die and more like I already have ( Read more... )

Going to the Astor is rather like going back in time. It has balconies, and chandeliers, and lots of wonderful things designed to make patrons think of going to the cinema as a real night on the town ( Read more... )

Once again I am left with far too many flist entries to catch up on ( Read more... )

- The locust plague is out in full force, happily suiciding into car windscreens all the way along the freeway. The latest trend in conversations among people who own cars: "How many did you hit? I hit at least three hundred this morning ( Read more... )